If you accidentally make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you.
do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
“When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
- My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
- Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.