I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
there are boys prettier than me
in school
- me: can we not
- me: how about no
- me: i cant
- me: i quit
- me: we never learned this
- me: WALK FUCKING FASTER BEFORE I FUCKING HURT YOU
- me: ew stop talking
- me: whats the date
- me: is it friday yet
i would be the laziest stripper ever id probably just casually walk around the pole then demand money
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
